when ur down, just remember that will graham used “you don’t need protective custody to cozy up with my dogs. or me, for that matter.” as a serious pickup line

Tuesday, 22nd of July with 23 notes

the “agents undercover as a married couple” trope was one sent from the heavens

Tuesday, 22nd of July with 15 notes
Anonymous asked:
What did you usually wear to school? I'm transferring from a private school with uniforms to a public school and I have noooo idea what people wear in public school

I don’t know how it is in other school but I just wore literally whatever I felt like. Someday it would be sweatpants and other times it would be a fuckin dress ya feel like it’s very chill. U can never go wrong w jeans and a tshirt tho


Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, “Are you sure Michael?” And you said “Pam! Pam! Pam!” And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, “Don’t worry, it’s just allergies.” Do you remember that?

Tuesday, 22nd of July with 2,471 notes

Making eye contact while showering.. Like ya do

Tuesday, 22nd of July with 9 notes


House of Cards, 1x12


ok but the real x-file is the abduction of david duchovny’s eyebrows


I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”

Tuesday, 22nd of July with 44,907 notes
Anonymous asked:
Yo you should hop on the six selfies band wagon js

I would if I had 6 good, worthy selfies but alas

mulder please chill

Tuesday, 22nd of July with 49 notes
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No one knows what’s going on in someone else’s mind. Or life would be intolerable if we did.

Tuesday, 22nd of July with 128 notes
the fall  
Tuesday, 22nd of July with 109 notes
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